Driving through the country side
Along the road I seen a Ass
Prettiest ass I ever did see
Pulling a wagon down the hill
Watching him was such a thrill
So when is an ass a bad word?
For an ass you see is an Animal
Some say an ass is an idiot
If you’re an ass you are stupid
An ass is also an old French car
An ass is a human Gene
So if someone says you are an ass
You just might get mad at them
But if you say you have a French Ass
They might be enthralled with you
For Wikipedia says an ass is not a bad word
So tell me now, what’s the big deal about an ass?
I guess it’s all in the eyes of the reader
So if I like my neighbors ass it’s no big deal
© S. Weathers 2011
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